What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:11
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Why do men love to stink/being smelly?
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?